So even though I haven't used this journal in years, and I haven't been active in fandom for nearly as long, I thought I'd put together a little list of all the fic I've written, just for anyone who happens to be passing through. It's all Hetalia, so you know. Not a whole lot of variety around here.

Paintball Is For LoversRussia/America ( Read more... )

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Hi, I spent nine hours in a car today. It sucked. So I wrote nations getting laid. It's short as hell, but in my defense, I kept having to stop to pump gas. Also I am typing this on a phone.

Title: "Thursday Evening"
Author: wizzard890
Characters or Pairings: France/Russia.
Summary: Seriously guys, it's just foodplay. And not-quite-sex. Because I dig ( Read more... )

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Title: "This Is Tomorrow"
Author: wizzard890
Character(s) or Pairing(s): France, England. And there is tension. Because they are who they are.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This follows manga and webcomic canon and is unrelated to the anime.
Summary: 1956, 1972, 1990, 1992, 2001 - England trolls the art world. France watches helplessly.
And I Care...Why? ( Read more... )

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MAKE ME SUFFER MEME.

Ganked from pyrrhiccomedyNo matter how talented we are, we've all got things we're miserable at. And usually we don't write/draw these things, because we're miserable at them, but delusions of competence are for losers, right? Here's your chance to ask me for something I'd never produce if I had any sense at all ( Read more... )

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Title: "Paintball Is For Lovers"
Author: wizzard890
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia/America
Rating: PG-13
Summary: America decides to introduce Russia to the glorious world of paintball warfare. (Written for qualapec for the Russia/America comm's Spring Exchange!)
And I Care...Why? It's got paintball in! And cuteness, and America being a shitty driver, and ( Read more... )

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Title: "Spank America Decent"
Author: wizzard890
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia/America. Although technically you could make this an OT3. Russia/America/Crippling Humiliation
Rating: PG-13. For insinuations. And glitter.
Summary: In 2005, a nightclub in Moscow hosted an event entitled "Spank America Decent." It was exactly what it sounds like.
And I ( Read more... )

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Title: "Church Etiquette"
Author: pyrrhiccomedy and wizzard890
Character(s) or Pairing(s): bitty!Russia, bitty!Ukraine, very bitty!Belarus, France, various men of the cloth.
Rating: PG-13 for, uh, for France.
Summary: In which Russia meets France for the first time, and narrowly avoids receiving something of an education.
And I Care...Why? Because bitty!Russia is ( Read more... )

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Title: The Six Million Dollar Man
Author: wizzard890
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, France, England, Russia, Fox Mulder, Dana Scully.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Wild tales concerning an anthropomorphic personification of a country are decidedly not the concern of the FBI. Unless, of course, you forward your complaint to the office in the basement...
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Because I cannot write a coherent storyline for shit right now, I've been doing some work on little bits of all the stories sitting on my desktop, and mostly just headdesking myself to death.

Luckily, there have been a few less-than-fail products. Two for the ongoing saying_yes_2010 challenge (which you should totally get over to right now and request and ( Read more... )

Title: "Simplicity"
Author: wizzard890
Character(s) or Pairing(s): young Russia, Israel, Byzantium. Various humans.
First Posted: For pyrrhiccomedy, at her journal.
Rating: PG
Summary: 988 AD: In which little Russia searches for God. Or a god. At this point, either one will do.

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( Vanya is looking for God. )